Talking to people anywhere about the tech bro coup be like:
Love your style! Your posts never fail to give me a little nugget of joy :)
Thanks, but I stole* the style from pmjv, who I am not.
We don’t even share any of our brain cells!You can tell I stole the style, because mine is worse in comparison
This is not true.
It’s cool that you’re cool with people riffing off your cool stuff.
I wish your site didn’t break my RSS reader so I could get your cool faster.
Edit: Whoa scratch that, either you changed something or my app did, but it works now! Hell yeah!
Thank you for creating vector content!
Thank you for engaging with my vector content!
MaidMate
Plus a Jack2Head Visor! She’s so cool!
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Hopefully someone will teach her how to jailbreak them.
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And tell her what jailbreaking is
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and convince her that the jailbroken service alternatives are actually better than MATA’s
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and make sure she doesn’t get unalived by the MCPD for having illegal jailbroken devices
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never mind, maybe it’s just easier to upgrade to the new maid model every year
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You don’t have to write “unalive” on the fediverse, there’s no algos
My wetware algo told me to; maybe for ironic reasons, maybe because mata never kills people, of course
vibes
