“HEY. HEY.
LISTEN”I have the question mark for a side quest. Unfortunately you will not only be stuck helping me, but I have difficult to skip dialogue that was translated and localized three times.
“Did you get all that? If you’re mashing the skip button I will repeat the entire dialogue sequence from the start!”
- >[No, please repeat it all again from the start!]<
- [I think I’m disassociating]
Please don’t take my username, it’s really important to me.
Unfortunately you’ll have to change yours as it now legally belongs to me
sorry about the inconvenience
26 years down the drain …
Make good use of it. Please send me your contact information so I can provide you with the relevant credentials. If you include your password, I can save it directly for you.
name and address: Will Steal Your, at Username Lane 4, 69420 Lemmyville
email: WillStealYour@User.name
username: WillStealYourUsername password: admin
Gratz on acquiring the elusive user.name domain!
my other email is m@i.l !
I now know what my Halloween costume is going to be
All I hear is a sting chord, followed by tense chase music, machine gun fire, David Hayter screaming, and over the codec the plaintive, disbelieving “SNAAAAAAKE!”
I’m sorry, Shadow Moses was my Vietnam.
But what if they are a merchant
looks around then cautiously walks up to you clad in a trenchcoat
“psst, hey… you want the good stuff?”
opens trenchcoat, revealing tiny kittens resting in the pocketsa kitten meows adorably, the kitten dealer hurriedly puts a single finger against its tiny pink snoot to hush it
but it’s never a blue one so don’t ask me more than once
