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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 个月前

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 个月前
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HOUSTON—After two weeks of posing as an underage girl online and exchanging messages with a suspected child predator, Detective Sgt. Gordon Aguero of the Harris County Sheriff’s Office told reporters Thursday he had fallen in love with the pedophile he was investigating as part of a sting operation. Although he was assigned to the case […]
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

    • Tony Bark@pawb.social
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      Guess he’ll have to arrest himself.

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

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    Similar concept: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAZTKKXFrE

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      beautiful

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      wizards with guns are great

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    Turns out he was looking at a mirror

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    This is true

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