A woman in Colorado has been arrested after police caught her with expIosives at a TesIa dealership, police said.
The 40-year-old suspect, Lucy Grace Nelson, was arrested on Monday after the Loveland Police Department launched an “extensive investigation” following a series of vandaIizations at the dealership in Loveland, Colorado.
Ok, I need to explain this to people, but don’t blow up or damage Tesla’s at dealerships. Aside from the usual about being socially responsible, the dealers and Tesla loses money when cars can’t sell and are stuck on lots. Tesla can’t sell a dealership a new car if the dealership can’t sell a car and make space for a new one on their lot. But if you blow up or damage the cars, the dealership just claims from their insurance, they get the money as though they just sold a car, and they have lot vacancies, so Tesla can sell the dealership more stock.
Let the swasticars just sit there and depreciate on the dealership floor. That’s the real way to fuck em.
Well, some dealerships should be blown up to ensure that all of them have insurance and that insurance is expensive.
To all the pearl clutchers, it was Molotov cocktails and graffiti, not IEDs. She was vandalizing the dealership.
Oh those mischievous 40 year old kids. I say let her go with a warning.
In the eyes of the law a Molotov cocktail carries the same penalties as a pipe bomb, both “unregistered Destructive Devices”. It’s the ATF’s bailiwick so it’s not unusual that the feds are involved, strictly speaking.
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Regarding Nazi property: if it can be turned against them, better; but if not, destruction is second-best.
The loss of productivity and environmental damage of letting Nazis persist in any fashion far outweigh any value the objects hold on their own.
The most value we can extract from that trash is the message it sends as it’s burning to the ground.
Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.
So she was returning her cybertruck
Heyyyy ohhh!
That “reporter” should be fired for using such inflammatory language. Word play absolutely intended.
It must be just me, but I can’t see who they are claiming did it.
Oh my god! That’s horrible!
That she got caught.
They’ve got the wrong person, this woman was with me at the time in question
that can’t be right, I swear I saw this exact person at the grocery near me, thousands of miles away from Loveland
I am also Spartacus. We are all Spartacus. It couldn’t have been her, I saw her somewhere else. I think with you.
It was’t explosives
Nelson returned to Loveland Tesla while in possession of additional incendiary devices, along with materials attributed to vandalism
Nelson was immediately arrested and booked into the Larimer County Jail after being charged with explosives or incendiary devices use during felony, criminal mischief and criminal attempt to commit a Class 3 felony, authorities said.
Perhaps the law lumps them together as the same thing?
It does, but saying they got caught with a bottle of lighter fluid isn’t very exciting.
Very good point. They’ve always got to find a way to make things sound more scary.
Not guilty.
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Funny how quoting our President violates the rules against advocating violence. 🤔
I mean, on Jan 6th, he quite literally said “We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country any more.”
I got in trouble on Facebook for quoting something Trump said about crime on 5th Avenue. If it isn’t appropriate to say on Facebook, it isn’t appropriate to say on a campaign trail
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I agree that’s a better way to say it, but I wanted it to mirror Trump’s own words and use them against him
Funny that by quoting our current president, you got your post deleted as offensive.
I should run for office. Apparently I have what it takes.
Do it, but you’ll need to stay in character 24/7.
Bless her heart
What a fucking idiot. Possibly killing a bunch of employees who are likely just trying to get by ain’t the way to do this…
Edit: wow, some of these comments are unhinged
Yup the people working at the dealership are almost certainly just people showing up to a job. They aren’t inherently bad people and they ahpuldnt be murdered for needing to work for a living.
“…caught trying to plant additional explosive devices”
She obviously could have just used a handheld sphere of steel
Great idea, let’s kill innocent workers
Dealerships aren’t open 24/7. Who said she was planning to kill people?
This one has been involved in multiple incidents seemingly involving her. They also apparently have a security guard so non zero chance someone was working graveyard shift.
Night guards are there to protect the product not because it’s a weird 24 hour dealership.
Those protecting the owner class don’t count.
I’m with you on this one. Elon’s a piece of shit but I feel like the Tesla hate is a bit misplaced. Not that I would drive one.
I own a Tesla (2018). Elon is the brand. CT is very much his napkin design made real. He’s fired everyone that pushes back on him and runs the company as a vanity project.
The hate is not misplaced, until Elon is removed as the CEO I’ll not own another one. Even though I think they are some of the better evs on the market.
It’s literally what gives him his power. If he didn’t own such a large portion of Tesla, he’d not have been able to buy his way into looting our government
why? tesla still represents the core of his wealth and once you’ve driven one, it’s also a ketamine trip into musky’s mind.
I don’t have anything against sticking it to the man, but there are better ways to go about this.
Like what, building your own ultra fast kamakaze drone and going after a terrorist?
Regular drones would work just fine.
On an unrelated note: isn’t it funny that the guy tracking @elonsjet is on mastadon!
I ain’t saying that’s a viable alternative
But it’s probably more fun
There’s much better targets for the explosives
