• Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Good god, this story is so fake that it hurts. It makes me cringe that someone would type this out.

    The only thing that’s missing is that everyone started clapping.

    • pyre@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      yeah people should stop adding the entire room being interested in random conversations to their fake stories. an entire room of people doesn’t even listen to a fucking lecture that they paid for.

  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    13 hours ago

    I have a new Prius and my parents have a Tesla. I am very happy with my Prius but my dad is always trying to make me feel like I should have bought a Tesla and I made the wrong choice. Now he’s scared to visit me in the city because someone might scratch a swastika in his car. So who made the wrong choice again?

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    11 hours ago

    My best friend has spent the past 2 years in Mongolia. He said all the herders there drive Priuses in the winter time when it is too cold to ride their horses. Apparently the Prius is the ultimate off roading vehicle in sub zero temperatures.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    Back in the day you could call someone’s iPhone a Blackberry to annoy them. Though in this case Steve Jobs is a nazi

      • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 hours ago

        He went whichever way the wind was blowing. Think Different. Like smell bad, wash your feet in toilets, and screw your business partner different.

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    12 hours ago

    car brain seems powerful where these people live (I would assume the US)

    YOU WOULDN’T MISNAME A CAR

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    12 hours ago

    Don’t diss toyotas the men in technicals will pick you up any day now