Wow, collective bachelor technology continues to innovate.
A few weeks ago I got a free box of Mouth Off cereal (and with the first bowl remembered that I don’t like fruit flavored cereal in general), but there’s a line on the back of the box that seems relevant - “I don’t mind cereal in bed… but I prefer it in a bowl”.
any attempt to ruin ideals set by Kelloggs is a win in my book
Pack it up, y’all. This one just won depression.
Woke strawberry
It’s a clear telltale sign that reddit has broken my brain when the first thing I thought when seeing this was almost a pavlovian “we want plates”.
This is just a bit more authentic and rustic than plates
What the fuck
thought this was vomit for a second tbh
Breakfast on bed
Excellent composition! The blanket-bowl forms a triangle with the pint & box, as well as the sock & clothing. All vertex of said triangle have accents of red and white which the eye feels compelled to jump between. The red piece of clothing may be a mask or a bra, which I feel both embody a social message in line with this community. The woke cereal brand is a subtle political touch. Finally the vertical positioning of the main subject (the blanket-bowl) seems to roughly espouse the golden ratio, maintaining a sense of liveliness. A technical artistic work for sure with a strong allegiance, aptly enlightened with a humorous twist.
7/7 museum material
You’re missing out on the obvious “milk” and “crotch” fertility theme. Also, I suspect it’s not a still life object. It’s a performance piece, and the spoon is unused (thereby providing a message about potential, missed opportunity, and the importance of being flexible.)
“Milk or Cereal first” mfs when they forget the bowl first
geht out
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I knew a chick with deep back dimples. When I was a younger man I wanted to do the same thing with those dimples. Cheers.
what
I wanted to eat cereal off her dimples. She was very attractive.
oh ok yeah thats weird
Ey, different strokes I guess 🤷🏽♂️
