I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!
You have fought a glorious battle against lurking…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.
Stove-Ken-more awaits!
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Shitting… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!
Hey me too! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Same here, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers… for the glory of the empire?
Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
I brushed my daughter’s hair… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
Strengthening the bonds of your house! Strong houses make for a strong empire! Glory to you!
I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don’t have a dishwasher … FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You wrested them with your bare hands? Glory!
You bring honour to your House!
Went to therapy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!! ᕦ( ⊡ 益 ⊡ )ᕤ
Supporting mental health is the core of the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
Stayed up past bedtime… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
The glorious battle against sleepiness! Sto-vo-kor awaits!
May your meetings be long, so you can fight sleepiness once more! For the glory of the empire!
I got a wisdom tooth pulled… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You pulled a bone from your skull as an example of your power to your enemies. Glory to your house!
I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
You summited the bed to achieve the warrior’s rest! Glory to you and your house!
I’m about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
A noble task - preparing oneself to be better equipped for future battle! Qapla!
I rode the train… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire’s economy. Glory to your house!
I petted the chicken…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Chickens are dinosaurs! Glory for your bravery!
‘the’ chicken?
Chickens love other chickens at least half of the time, and FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!we have 3.
Well, two and a half
Today that’s 4, or 3, depending on how you look at it.
See, we have the rooster we thought was a hen. Then we got a hen for her and us. Then we had a volunteer hen, but she left during the hurricane. Then we had another volunteer hen.
But the volunteers aren’t ours ours, and we have no way of keeping them if they want to leave, and we’ve got messages out for if the actual “owners” want to claim her. So, the volunteers would only count as half ours.
But, today, the bantam rooster that apparently know our volunteer hen decided he would come by for a visit. Since he isn’t ours, that’s another half bird as long as he ends up being here, which won’t be for long because our rooster is most decidedly not bantam, and has beat the ever loving hell out of things much bigger than the bantam rooster
Which means I’m on a bathroom break while we figure out what the hell to do about the visiting dignitary.
I’m voting we have him for lunch.
Thanks for the lovely background image and a slice of life, I really enjoyed it.
Chicken politics are great, tho I only knew about visiting neighbours.
They really are a mess lol.
Also, said bantam rooster is currently in a spare pet carrier because the owners denied he’s theirs. I think it was a language barrier though, my Spanish is horrible and their English non existent lol.
Cute little bugger. If our rooster wouldn’t kill him, I’d just keep him and have done with it.
Lol, the committee has spoken and you were outvoted.
You could perhaps play the long game (like keeping them separated but close by, maybe with some fence or a coop, until they decide to maybe get along), but brainwashing chicken brains is hard.
I woke up FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
One more day to fight! Glory to you and your house!
I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Training a future warrior! Glory to your house!
A noble undertaking. Glory to your House!
