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puppycat (she/her) to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前

IM HIGH

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IM HIGH

puppycat (she/her) to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 个月前
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  • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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    8 个月前

    Buddy’s in a rocket ship, that’s their whole purpose.

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    They knew what they were doing.

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    A school in my home town was called Miami High

    So we would joke Mi am I High?

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      My brain tends to do that to me fairly often, making me read words split up differently. Most recently I discovered that Chicago could also be interpreted as a game similar to Pokemon Go! with a Spanish girl protagonist (Chica Go!).

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    It’s always funny to me when the recruitment posters show the Air Force with guns.

    Enlist today, kids! Sure, you got a 14 on the ACT, but that just means you’re well suited for an exciting career as Air Base Gate Guard!

    What, you wanted to be a pilot? A mechanic maybe?

    Why would you think you’re qualified for that?

    • PyroNeurosis
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      Mad even better by the “no weapons” sign posted over the “A”.

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    Well sure, airplanes got big uppies.

  • ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world
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    And his name is “Bud”.

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    deleted by creator

    • Unleaded8163@fedia.io
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      “Aim High” I think

      • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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        Deleted my comment just as I realized!

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