Why?

LadyMeow · 3 个月前

Because you’re a smelly poor person, not a fancy 1/2 trillionaire

horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

They obviously didn’t pull hard enough on their own bootstraps

LadyMeow · 3 个月前

I pulled really hard on my bootstraps, and now I’m all tangled up in them! Help me step bro!!!

horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world · edit-2 3 个月前

Lick the boots to losen the straps! /s

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

You forgot about the constitutional principle of RFT-NFM. Rules for Thee, Not for Me.

fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev · 3 个月前

my stupid brain was like “read the fucking nmanuafm?”

BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Read fucking the nucking fucking manual.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Read fucking the fumnumumnumunmmun!

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

So pissed, you can hardly get it out.

samus12345@lemm.ee · 3 个月前

Only Republican EOs.