Growing my own beans this year. I’ll have to wait all summer but by August I should finally get to eat something

I can afford digital photographs of beans, which is almost the same thing. Someday I’ll be rich enough to buy an nft of a photograph of a can of beans, and then immediately lose all that money when the canned-good-nft rugpull happens

Beans are small eggs. Beans are cheap. Therefore eggs are cheap. Eternal lord-god emperor trump fixed the egg cost. Praise be.

No, I ate every bean on this planet :3

What about beans? Don’t you want someone to care about you?

You mean these beans? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gf82ore28uo