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      Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn’t put up much of a fight himself.

      Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.

      Elon: You’re looking at me funny. Is there something you need?

      1. [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.

      2. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.

      3. Can I see your wares?

      4. No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.

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        You know you’ve played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines.

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          And you know you’ve also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too…

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      I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree

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      What game has “THE DARK URGE” dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one.