My doctor diagnosed me with “no rizz”. The fuck?
Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?
For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.
That will be two million dollars (inflation).
That doctor:
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I’m calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!
You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.
When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.
Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn’t even considered that offensive.
It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.
No, it was a satire movie.
Wouldn’t one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?
Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers
Yeah baby yeah.
The first doctor that calls me “scrote” gets punched in the face.
Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say “epic fail” and hold up a spork.
How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed
And bacon flavoured
Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.
“My guy, you got that Ligma for real”
“Excuse me?”
“Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it’s like, super aids or something, devvo’ed”
Doc, what the Sigma?
Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.
I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands
Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.
Yeah because they’re never available!
No cap fr fr?
ong ong
Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too
All new is forgotten old
He likes large butts, and he does not fib.
would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?
Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.
more like in 2026