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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Going to the doctor in 2040

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Going to the doctor in 2040

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    That doctor:

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Removed by mod

      • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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        The first doctor that calls me “scrote” gets punched in the face.

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        Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn’t even considered that offensive.

        It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

        • KeenFlame@feddit.nuBanned
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          No, it was a satire movie.

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            Wouldn’t one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?

            • KeenFlame@feddit.nuBanned
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              Exactly

          • blandfordforever@lemm.ee
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            Frame it however you want but this was how 12-20 year old American males spoke to each other in the 90s and early 2000s.

            It’s only satire here because their doctors are talking like that.

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              They also didn’t in movies, so they put it there as a social commentary. But I get your jist, they did talk like that

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        You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

        When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

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        I’m calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

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        Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

        • Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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          Yeah baby yeah.

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    Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say “epic fail” and hold up a spork.

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      How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

      • Deebster@lemmy.ml
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        And bacon flavoured

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    “My guy, you got that Ligma for real”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it’s like, super aids or something, devvo’ed”

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    Doc, what the Sigma?

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

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    No cap fr fr?

    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      ong ong

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    My doctor diagnosed me with “no rizz”. The fuck?

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

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    For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

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    Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

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      All new is forgotten old

      • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

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    would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

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    I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

    • darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl
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      Yeah because they’re never available!

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      Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

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    Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

  • Anarki_
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    That will be two million dollars (inflation).

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    more like in 2026

  • Slikki (it/its)
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    Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.

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    What?

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