cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21329716

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conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time [several screenshots follow]

[first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??

[second screenshot] just thought i’d add that i’ve reported everyone in this thread including myself

[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people

[screenshots ends]

conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow]

[first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~

[second screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “why’s everyone so angry tonight”
the author posts:
“let’s do some breathing exercises everybody” in large black text
another user replies:
“reported”

[third screenshot] a post on the “Fan Clubs” page of neoboard titled “dogs or cats”
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world

the author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world

[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user’s forum signature] I’ve Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday [the words: “Myself”, “Sometimes”, and “Within” are capitalized as “My Self”, “Some Times”, and “With In”. The last “Important” is capitalized as “Import Ant”

[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket

[sixth screenshot] a post on the “Help” page of neoboard titled “Girls Come Here”
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.

[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: “i don’t need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone.” in large red text

[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt

[ninth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “ppl who r religious/spiritual”
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun]

[tenth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “i hate radiohead”
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face] thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.

[screenshots end]

hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature’s face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT