Do teams photos even show to external orgs?
If it were my company/cooperative, I would encourage creative self expression like this, rather than try to crack down on it, but this is likely because I’d prefer working on video games instead of boring business stuff (would likely still pick up the latter to fund the former).
Share the pic 🥺
Literally 1984
Weird they censored the picture, the last time I saw this cycle through the picture wasn’t censored
One of my clients at work has this IT guy with a furry profile picture on Zoom.
I assumed it was a mistake, people join with dumb pictures/names sometimes, but no. He never changed it in any of our meetings.
And then I looked at his account in our software, which allows users to upload their own photo, and he put a different furry picture there. A strictly work related account, that only his coworkers and us can see.
And you know what, I respect it.
Reminds me of this:
Not sure if this is real, but you know you’ve won at life when you can submit something looking like this and still get hired.
Shared 6mo ago where someone claimed it legit by a well-known guy who’s epic so they could pull it off IIRC
I work as a Linux sysadmin and I have quite a few plushies strewn about my office; and for my profile pic I have Ikea Japan’s Blahaj in a business suit. Have yet to here any grief about it!
I had a few dozen fumos on my desk for several months to no ill complaint.
Why would you get any grief for a profile picture with a proper business suit?
It’s like getting mad at a male programmer for having a beard, even the business majors know it’s part of the professional attire.
I have a coworker with a furry pic for his work profile! He recently updated it to a different art of the same character. This guy is totally commissioning art of his fursona and using it for his work profiles. Im honestly kind of impressed by his dedication. Hes some kind of rodent like maybe a possum?
Cuuuute!
You say that, but his current pic is actually! Its less fursona-y then his old pic which looked like it was made by someone on deviant art for $30 😸
It’s amusing how things you never expect to be seen by others suddenly go intercontinental because your company likes them. I have a friend who retired from her corporate job about 15 years ago. She had an excel document (that I guess became some sort of super document, I dunno, I’m not into that sort of stuff), and it worked so well for her work that it became the company standard for a gigantic multinational corporation (they’re one of the ones you always hear involved in US wars), and whatever she did couldn’t be changed once she left.
That means she occasionally still gets contacted about her mildly suggestive name for the file. It references testicles and corporate greed in one go round.
👀 what is the file name??
It’s really obvious if I say it, and I don’t want to connect her or myself to any online account.
Hmm, let me see if I can let you know (if you already know) that you know it. It was her nickname, then similar to a name of a casino.
nutglutton.xlsx
Maybe we should guess and the User could let us know when we are on the right track if they are still reading this thread.
Scrotum chugger is my guess.
Put me down for Bollock Gobbler
This reminds me of how my manager cringed when I made an official internal document that needed to be shared with clients using the shizuku version of crystal.
Am I into this stuff at all, no
Is that freaking hilarious? Yes
Ahahahaha
I dunno, I’d be weirded out if someone used a non anime skinned version of crystal. If this makes you cringe I feel like maybe not cut out for tech sector.
I’d be weirded out they are running Windows. I no longer trust the technical opinion of anyone that runs that joke of an OS.
Ah yes, because people always have a choice. There’s no way anyone competent would work at a larger company issuing devices with the company standard system running proprietary software that only functions on that system.
We’ve got an edgelord here folks.
This is the normie view, they just can’t be bothered doing anything about it
You need to remember that the technical people may not have an issue with it, but the bean counters tend to be more stuffy and upright about shit. And a lot of clients are especially up tight in my experience. Something about paying you money and expecting standard business responses.
I wouldn’t give a shit if I saw that, but I absolutely would not send that up the chain if a junior sent me that screenshot (or I’d crop it down to the most useful info. Last thing I want to do is listen to some asshole c-level complain at me for 20 minutes about professionalism.
You’re probably more senior than this dev.
I just recently found CrystalMark and was so confused about the downloads. If there was only anime girl skins I would have looked elsewhere, despite it being highly recommended lol. Can’t send that to our CEO and demand we change hypervisor throughout our company…
I remember thinking it was really pretty and added some life to the dull corpo experience.
It ended up working in our favour, our clients were weebs like me.
I really appreciate how they’re trying to be nice about it
No worries, you’re still a cutie, even in business attire
Pretty sure the whole thing is satire and that line is supposed to make it obvious, but I’m just doing me
They’re not trying to be nice, they are being nice about it >:3
They’re being super nice about it!
Like they’re absolutely willing to accept whoever you are, they’re just worried that other businesses might not be as nice and don’t want you to have to deal with that
Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.
Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn’t just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.
/me changes it as quickly as possible
I had a shirtless incident working at a hardware shop in my early 20s. I was given my work uniform, but I didn’t see any changing room, so I just popped into an empty office to change. It was just a shirt - a 10 second job - no problem. Ripping of my shirt, I heard shouting from the neighbouring office from my new (female) boss: “we have about 3 active cameras in that office, just thought you might want to know.”
In panic I quickly had to decide between apologizing, becoming embarrased or running away. My smart ass brain landed on shouting back “if you see anything you like, speak up!”
I was very that lucky she just found it funny.
I have dreams where I end up shirtless (or worse) at various places I’ve worked in the past pretty often. I don’t think being naked in public would even really bother me anymore because of that. Other than the criminal charges of course.
I always had my day brightened at an old job by emails from this guy in Master Data. His email signature was just MC Hammer lyrics disguised as Bible verses, something like Hammerlonious, 4:16-24. Nobody ever asked him to change it or gave him grief about it, since rather than implement something normal like SAP, the company had decided to roll their own in-house ERP system, and he was the only one who actually knew how a good chunk of it worked.
meanwhile in academia I am looking at some random profile pictures: monkey, duck, game logo, monkey, a pub sign which has the guy’s name, sloth, a weird flightless bird, couple cartoon characters including alien/kermit. only a couple smart casual profile pics which are actually external collaborators
But business attire is so
drolldull. Even in the Guy Kawasaki was differentiating between the ties (business suits) and t-shirts (techs so skilled that their casual attire was tolerated.Droll means humorous, did you mean to write dull or do you have a different point I am not understanding.
No I meant dull, or drab. Fixed.
Drab + Dull = Droll
The math checks out
Kinda based ngl
Based will come when corporate finally pulls their heads out of their arses and accepts that to hire good IT people need to to go to the cat girls.
Once Upon a Time, This Tech Company Actively Recruited Furries (Vice.com)
Months earlier, recruiter Cindy Lee Smith noticed a trend in the resumes coming across her desk at Taos. Why were many job candidates listing “anthropomorphism” under their hobbies?
As Christine Hyung-Oak Lee tells it—recalling her time as a junior recruiter under Smith—hitting upon the tech-talent goldmine of furrydom was something like an epiphany. “I remember her running out of her office into my cubicle, and she said, ‘Christine, we gotta get on these furries.’”
And this was way back in 1996.
They know, they just don’t want other companies to know. They might steal the cat girls
“OK, here’s my elevator pitch. You know Operation Paperclip, after World War 2 where us and the Russians grabbed all the German rocket scientists we could? Well this is Operation Catgirl, and it’s the future, and the US and EU have collapsed, and Russia and China are going through this post-apocalyptic wasteland trying to grab all the furries they can. It’s like Mad Max meets Oppenheimer meets fandom. Whatdayasay?”
Great but who will star?
Hmmm… I’m thinking Jack Black as a Russian officer and Simu Liu as Chinese officer… I dunno about the furries and catgirls…
:3
I’d watch that!
So you’re saying we all should be wearing cat ears in our Linkedin pictures to have better chances to be hired?
I know better than to tell any kind of cat what to do.
Stage 3 of the Signaling Cycle already?
Getting this email is career goals
