Elon Musk should jam soup cans up his ass till they come out his mouth.
✅ Yes 99%
⏹️ No 1%
No he should be spitroasted by soup cans til they burst out his barrel gut
Just kill the riotseeker, for fucks sake
Elon Musk should shove cactuses up his ass utill he cant fit any more.
✅ Yes 100%
❌ No 0%
Why hasn’t anyone tried to off him yet?
How long till the results are calculated?
I genuinely can’t believe what is happening. What timeline are we living in?
Maybe it’s time we designated Musk as a terrorist?
What the fuck is this, an anachronistic parody of 1939? “What if Hitler had Twitter”?
For the sake of the world, I hope whatever brain-eating disease he’s contracted acts quickly.
Tell me more how Dems were the real war hawks.
Republicans have only threatened to invade Mexico, Canada and the UK so far, with a few days to go yet until they take power. They’re basically pacifists.
Edit: Oh, and Panama.
And basically Greenland too
But other than those 5 places…
My bins weren’t collected last week, now we’ve got snow in them and all the cardboard’s all wet and soggy. If that is not evidence of a tyrannical dictatorship, then I don’t know what is.
Adrian Binnmann will be straight over as soon as you let that nice billionaire run the country.
YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT THE SNOWMAN BIN OVERLADEN.
of course they won’t collect your bins, the government feels threatened by count binface and refuses to support his people
Brit here. What a complete wankpuffin. He should focus on liberating himself from his own stupidity.
“wankpuffin” going to have to use that one.
Non American , and non brit here. Why is this waste of energy so interested in the UK and Europe now ? I know there will be plenty of cynical takes which I will probably endorse however I’m interested in what his actual motivation might be. Does he just want parties in power in the given country that he has influence over for the sake of legislative advantage for his businesses? Or is it trollconomics for sake of driving signups to his failing social network I forget the name of?
it’s all a big ploy to give the US bargaining chips when negotiating with the UK for trade agreements.
“well we’re going to tariff the shit out of you unless we can sell chlorine washed chickens in your country”
“oh also fuck your publicly owned railways and roads, you’ll sell them to us at a discount or you’ll be sorry.”
“by the way we’re still going to endorse and fund far right parties and destabilise your democracy - that’s just what allies do, right?”
Publicly owned railway? Hold on there Thatcher!
The labour gov is pretty much planning to nationalise rail again.
All contracts as they expire will be replaced with co ops or a new nationalised company. By 2027 apparently.
So yep public owned rail again.
Not rolling stock, though.
The current leeches don’t even own the trains.
True.
But as much as I hated privatisation.
If owning the trains was required. Then sort term contracts would be impossible.
Making what labour is doing now, as expensive as the more right wing keep falsely claiming.
So we sorta have some gratitude that the tories never required the same companies to own the rolling stock as run it. But instead sold it to banks requiring them to rent it.
He wants to be king of the world, it’s as simple as that. He already has the most money (not that that’ll stop him from wanting more), now he just needs to have the most power, and actively supporting the rise of fascism around the world (which he has been doing for long before he let his mask start to slip and now completely come off) is his way of getting it.
The fact that you think he bought twitter, or is running it the way he is as some sort of troll, rather than a very real, and very effective, way of manipulating the public as well as politics as a whole, shows how well it works.
Trump could be soliciting bribes by threatening people as well, but musk is the one giving him directions.
“Oh yeah, Canada will pay up just yell some shit about invading.”
Surely there’s only troll bots and right wing psychopaths left on twitter? I’m surprised it’s not 100% yes
Why do I feel like we’re about to do a whole Third Reich thing?
This one will be the Fourth Reich.
History doesn’t repeat but it does rhyme.
Elon Musk clearly needs mental health support.
Hell of late he is making trump see, sane and well-thought-out.
Imagine that! Wannabe dictator asking whether or not they should invade a sovereign country! He’s truly a good person because he asked his people if they should invade instead of flat out invading!
/s
And we can trust the reliability of the data, given the sterling reputation of Twitter and Musk himself, of course.
I’m also positive that the pole was representative of the US population as a whole and not just his idiot supporters.
i can personally guarantee that none of the votes were artificial or meddl-
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see, he is better than putin!
If in the next decade Ruzzia and America form an AXIS like alliance to take over more territory I won’t be surprised.
US here, we need to worry about our own government right now, and many of us wish Musk would drive his own Cyber truck to test dummy it’s ‘features’ personally. As a US citizen I am sorry the oligarchy is a pain for you as well.
It’ll be worse for you guys though. Trade sanctions cut both ways and the thing is the UK has the rest of the world to trade from, but the US will impose sanctions on everyone and shoot themselves in the foot.
Can’t tell if this guy’s finally lost it or I just have a very different sense of humor from him
I have heard a hypothesis that his ketamine habit has burned through a bit too much frontal lobe.
He never had it
He is looking for that rush of purchasing the highest office in the country and nothing is scratching the itch anymore.
You should’ve voted yes. It’ll get X banned faster in Europe.