do people really not think vegetables are enjoyable? just a bunch of meat is good sure but it also feels only slightly better than chugging a bottle of grease. You need the vegetables for freshness and textural contrast
No, this is a card
The treachery of
imagesmemesCeci n’est pas une carte!
No, but there isn’t enough bacon. Gotta wrap the lettuce, tomato, and buns.
Then wrap it all in even more bacon, and deep fry.
Is that you, Dave from Heart Attack Grill?
The Octuple Bypass could contain even more meat.
They’re not pushing this far enough. Lard, beer, and tequila for your fries? And yet they are not served in the style of poutine, adding yet more cheese to the already bloating blockage you once called a colon?
And where. The. FUCK. Is my deep fried cookie dough lardshake‽ Their menu is a shame, a blight upon what should be delightful sacrifice to the Lords of Eternal Hunger.
Today I had oven roasted prochutto with dinner and I have to say, it tasted better than bacon.
As for the card, love it … what’s the inside say?
I think it just said “Happy Birthday!”
Yeah, Prosciutto is awesome!
Ever tried some Serrano ham?
Stuff from iberico pigs just seem to put it up a notchEdit: maybe I’ve to add, that my colleague is really spoiled on that regard and we went through at least 5 different locations, until he got the iberico ham, he values as really good.
Was a fun night, as it customer was paying and we just went tapas bar hoping, until we found THE ham - although I’m not sure, if the ham really got better or we only got more drunk ;-)
that is too much lettuce. i live by LLMM
Less Leaf More Meat
