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elon should just neural-link his brain to x<fuck that guy>com and leave the rest of us in peace.
He’s burned the left. He’s burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.
Hasn’t Ohio suffered enough!?
What infuriates me almost as much as chili on spaghetti is that the bowl is so full you can’t possibly eat it without dropping cheese and chili all over the plate underneath and probably all over the table.
Tbf, that’s what the second plate is for. 😅
Wtf is that??
I’m so sorry to introduce you to Cincinnati Chili.
God truly has abandoned us
Insofar that existing in the first place isn’t a requirement for abandonment? Yes.
I understand my tastes might be bad, but what’s wrong with the chili? (Other than it being overfilled)
It may not be obvious at first glance but there is pasta underneath.
I thought those were just onions!
It’s amazing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Cincinnati chili. It’s a local food that locals love but most people not from there hate. It’s got cinnamon and a sweet flavor that most people don’t expect from chili.
Dont lump Cincinnati in with the rest of us!
looks kind of good tbh
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No.
But I agree, this would be cruel and unusual
Ohio knows what they did
There’s a Guillotine for him in Ohio
It’s… Uhhhhhhh
At an acquaintance’s house.
That’s a little close to me can we send him to like Idaho or something
“It will be a guillotine,” says guy supporting Musk by using his platform.
The guillotine will be on a platform all right.
Idk man, I’m fine with cutting costs, have you seen the price of lumber these days… sheesh.
Aw shucks. There’s goes my “Wicker Man” idea.
wicker is generally a lot cheaper than lumber
There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…
But they’re not, because that’s not how any of this works
The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house.
He only owns the tools… he doesn’t necessarily know how to use or make the tools.
How would that work.
Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
The adjuster part 2 the adjusters
I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.
lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
Is there an SCP guillotine?
The Riddler’s anarchist cousin?
The Joker?
I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
Jim Bell
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Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.
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Be scared.
What a loser.
That’s king loser to you…
You mean Adrian Dittman?
Nah, he doesn’t have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.
However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it’s the 0.1% that can get ya.
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I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood, so he’s in that phase now of getting out those playground taunts. Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen. And this is what he does now. What a waste.
Someone pointed out that no matter what Space Karen has or can buy himself, he will never be cool, and that’s what gets his goat the most.
The guy is literally Cartman with a lot of money.
Couldn’t be less likeable if he tried. I feel like if I just told him this every day on Twitter he’d have a breakdown because it’s what bothers him most of all underneath it all.
He’d just ban you, that’s why he bought that platform, his ego can’t handle not being in a safe space.
Yes, but it would bother him that I said it. A lot.
He’s JP from Grandma’s Boy but hasn’t ever done anything actually notable.
Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.
Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.
No, that would make them Thomas Edison.
He’s desperate to claw back to the days when he’s the IRL Tony Stark
If he had a goal other than accumulation of money and power then he would have stopped accumulating and would have started doing long before now.
Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen.
He has one out of three.
In a perfect world, it would be zero out of three.
I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood
Neither did Michael Jackson, but he never did anything bad to any adult…
Very careful wording there
It won’t be “mysterious” at all. Perhaps the"autopilot" in one of his Teslas will mistake a set of railroad tracks for a road and drive him headfirst into an oncoming train.
And that would be a shame.
There’s no way he’s using one of his death traps, he knows the autopilot is unreliable, he’s been fudging the numbers and reports and forcing it to switch off right before a crash since the beginning.
chad train vs virgin cybertruck
Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.
That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.
When they remove all the legal levers of change, only extralegal levers remain.
Which extralegal lever yeets all billionaires into the sun and redistributes their wealth? Also, is there a chocolate ice cream lever?
Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.
It hasn’t been nice
This guy is one of the most disliked/hated people on the planet. He earns more and more of that every single moment he spends spewing ever-more-awful shit into the world.
He’s more hated than Bezos, which is saying something.
Most billionaires have the good sense of letting the people they hire to do the talking, do the talking. Elon doesn’t, instead he publicly makes an ass of himself. He probably already overplayed his hand with the when he interfered with the budget and almost caused a government shutdown. If Trump thinks Elon is seen as being really the one in charge, Trump will sooner or later lash out at Elon, and now the seed has been planted.
And don’t forget that Trump is allowed to order hits on people once he takes office.
Guillotine, 6" ft of rope, a gun, polonium in whatever he drinks, I don’t really care which way it happens.
The “nice knowing ya” part isn’t mutual. Who ever shoots or stabs you doesn’t have to be mysterious. The only way you will die under mysterious circumstances is when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed and you promise to snitch on your buddies, like Trump, and we all post “Elon didn’t kill himself”. But since the system is corrupt you probably will never go to prison for any of your crimes. So most likely you will bleed out in the street and there won’t be anything mysterious about it, only joy. Because remember, Elon, there’s no slaughter without laughter.
when you go to prison for the sex crimes with minors you committed
Esptein didn’t go to jail for the sex crimes with minors. He went to jail because he got his Compromat stash raided and the folks he’d been blackmailing/extorting had had enough of his bullshit.
So most likely you will bleed out in the street
Elon will die an extremely old racist coot, surrounded by sycophants and die-hard cheerleaders, just like his predecessors Henry Ford and Sheldon Adelson. Maybe he’ll die for a stupid reason, like Steve Jobs trying to cure cancer with fruit juice. But that’s the best you can hope for.
Thank you for clarifying Epstein’s arrest.
For your second point: Please don’t shatter my dreams. I’m afraid you’re right, but come on, let’s think positively. Anything can happen 🤷
