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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Technically correct

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Technically correct

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    He tried to warn us! E=mc²

    E(instein)=m(urdered)c(onspiracy)²

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      OH. MY. GOD.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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        4 months ago

        1000005813

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    Takes a real Epstein to figure this one out.

  • Venator@lemmy.nz
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    Einstein refused surgery, saying, “I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      No, someone else refused the surgery in his name. Or someone else convinced him. One thing for sure: Einstein didn’t kill himself.

  • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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    Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

    I’ll show myself out.

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    The pervert with a genius IQ

    Edit: I just realized that’s how both names end, but I said it different in my head.

  • fin@sh.itjust.works
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    Himself killed Einstein

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    What’s the “technically correct” part?

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      Physicist Albert Einstein did not commit suicide. That statement is true.

      It’s only technically correct because it’s an obvious truth not worth shouting from the rooftops.

      The author likely meant to say that Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. His death was ruled as a suicide but is thought by many to have been a murder to silence him because of all the secrets he knew.

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        Doh I read that as “Epstein” in my sleepy stupor. Thanks

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Maybe he ate some poisoned Princeton cafeteria food that was meant for Kurt Gödel.

    • laserm@lemmy.world
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      You can’t prove that!

  • Mickey7@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Not surprising that a clown who would deface public property would be too dumb to know the difference between Einstein and Epstein

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    The best kind of correct!

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