BECAUSE YOU BIT HALF OF IT OFF YOU PSYCHO!!! LET ME OUT!!!
I was in the pool!! I WAS IN THE POOL!
It’s not small, it is an above average sized cilinder
Because I take estrogen
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Actually that’s one of the selling points it makes it more portable and I can pop it in my pocket and have it ready at a moments notice. Nice for playing on the train to work or on longer journeys.
This funniest shit I have read today LOL
Said a girl with literally no size smh
Nah, women have it bigger than male.
It’s only small in relation to your…
Because if it was full-sized, it wouldn’t fit in the jar.
Because you are not my type.
Come back in a few years once you’ve grown up
You should see how it feels first.
As it turns out, I think I’m hung =/ I’ve only hooked up with 3 guys but I have a much bigger dick than they did. Kind of a shame, cause I don’t like to use it and it’s wasted on me
Deflect with head pats!
Beat it too hard, like pounding a tent stake too far into the dirt
