I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin’s bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface
That is so they think they found the weird shit, when they barely scratched the surface.
You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”
regular stuff
…just going to ignore the ‘horses’ folder?
did they stutter
Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?
Well yeah gotta leave the normal stuff up top
Okay but I NEED to know what’s in the Stegosaurus folder
that… is not a stegosaurus, that’s a sauropod
you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die
No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself
oh ok then. you’ll be spared
Obviously Stegosaurus-porn
Horses love it.
why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?
(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)
Stego knows more than one position.
me too
My thought was some stenography files.
I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I’m sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.
There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.
Every single one of these folders he porn in it
yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic…
for research purposes
What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)“Family Stuff”
oh no
Bet my ass there’s porn in “Schoolwork”
The only place I bet.
nothing hides from WinDirStat
Who else missed the “cute college girl” folder?
I did because I saw “Vampire Porn” first
Jeez just put it in a folder called “porn” on your desktop.
You gotta hide it a little bit. That’s why mine is labeled “notPorn”.
Plot twist: the
horsesfolder is full of clips of Vaush.You mean clips for Vaush
No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron
Help me my parents found my horse folder… 😥🫣
They’ve been contributing to it 😨
Vampire porn should be top level
