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not_IO to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

beauty standards

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beauty standards

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    Don’t end up like the Trump shooter. Nobody remembers that guys name cuz he failed. Be like Luigi.

    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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      At least he tried…

  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know, there are many different boots on the back of my neck ripe for harvest…

  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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    Well we can, but only if there are an even number of people in the world. Otherwise there will be one person left!

    • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz
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      This is about men. There just need to be enough women and children.

      • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Calm down anakin

      • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        I was just making a math joke!

        • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz
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          I was making a mass murder joke

          • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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            6 months ago

            Well I was making a math murder joke!

            • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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              6 months ago

              Now kith?

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Fair point, and something to remember in the days to come, eh?

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Hopefully the sequels are even better

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Netflix needs more material for the rest of the season.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Netflix is only slightly more in danger of extinction as our species.

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    There is no reason to make this about gender.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      That’s the joke

      • randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Ackshually…

    • ✨🫐🌷🌱🌌🌠🌌🌿🪻🥭✨@sh.itjust.works
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      was my instant thought too

  • KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz
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    I guess it is possible for every single man to kill someone, but ruling out suicide, that would require murdering a lot of women and children.

    • moriquende@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t know more than half the men in the world were single, that’s crazy.

    • kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      What about men who had convinced someone to get an abortion? Does that count?

      • frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        Only if they are republicans and publicly talk about how it’s immoral.

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    Not with that attitude

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