PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 个月前Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square202fedilinkarrow-up1582cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1582external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 1 个月前message-square202fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up86·edit-21 个月前Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else. Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·1 个月前At least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-21 个月前Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前A government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet?
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
minus-squareBarowinger @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 个月前Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 个月前Wouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 个月前“Open up, morailty police!” “Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前Reverse Cowgirl. The one with the TSA
How…how are they enforcing this?
Its something to charge you with when the cops go on a fishing expedition at your house for weed or whatever else.
Its just a punishment law that cops get to use at their discretion totally fairly.
At least they can fuck themselves while they’re at it I guess
Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
Herr Oberdildogeneral
A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.
Is it in yet?
You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
Wouldn’t surprise me if they treat toys like Sudafed. Gotta flash your ID to buy one.
“Open up, morailty police!”
“Sir, do you have more than 6 dildos on the property?”
Which episode is this from?
Reverse Cowgirl.
The one with the TSA
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