So, odds he’s Harambe’s real dad?
Curious George.
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
…you don’t say?
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup’d by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
Gorilla policy
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they’re sensitive creatures
And she’s obviously begging him to stop what’s happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn’t able to comprehend, what he was asked for…
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.