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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Lesson learned

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Lesson learned

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Slaps side of jet nozzle

    “This bad boy can fit so many degrees of skin burn, like at least 3”

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    Holy fuck you can see the hand creases!? That hand was not gloved

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      That’s likely just the oil residue from the hand touching it before it heated up

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    Don’t get your fingerprints on things?

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    I wanna see some cock & balls smudges.

    Coz you would know lesions lessons have not been leaned.

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      10 months ago

      lesions

      Mmm crispy

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        (Rofl, thx)
        Eh, it’s fine as long as no big vain is sizzled.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Chapter 4 Of the Boeing pre flight check list.

    Percussive Maintenance is mandatory So what if the jet engine is really hot? You give the plane a high five for landing!!

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    For a moment I thought it was showing the reflection of a huge fireball explosion

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      What does it show instead?

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        Looks to be something that gets very hot, possibly an engine, possibly attached to an aircraft; and it seems that someone touched it before waiting for it to cool after use, leaving a probably very painful handprint.

        That’s my interpretation, at least.

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          Oh, didn’t see the handprint. But looks like a normal (cold) handprint on stainless steel to me.

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            Unfortunately, I am too ignorant on the subject to say, but I think what I described above is what the OP intended to represent.

  • stinky@redlemmy.com
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    gross meme, gross repost

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBannedOP
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      Gross comment

      • stinky@redlemmy.com
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        Don’t be mad. Post valuable information, not this low-effort trash. Then you won’t get these types of comments. :)

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          Complaining about shit posts in a shitposting community is big brain stuff lol

          • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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            6head

        • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net
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          • stinky@redlemmy.com
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            The community deserves non-zero effort.

            • GrammarPolice@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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              That’s the exact opposite of a shitpost bud

              • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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                The non-zero effort memes usually go in a pisspost community.

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          Ah yes, Lemmy Shitpost, the community made for posting valuable information.

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          Do you not realize where we are or are you just trolling?

          • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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            Maybe I’m just cynical but I’m choosing to read this as top-tier trolling. I’m too burned out at this point in life to let myself believe otherwise. I could go through their profile and find out but I’m not taking the risk of bursting my own bubble. Besides, it’s not worth what little energy I have, and in about thirty seconds, I’m going to forget this whole post even exists.

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              Wise words. Fuck spez.

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          username checks out

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