ArtificialLink@lemy.lol to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months agoStatue Facts Nobody Asked Forlemy.lolexternal-linkmessage-square95linkfedilinkarrow-up11.04Kcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up11.04Kexternal-linkStatue Facts Nobody Asked Forlemy.lolArtificialLink@lemy.lol to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square95linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareCeedoestrees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·6 months agoPeople see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
minus-squarecrossdl@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·6 months agoMen need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
minus-squareCeedoestrees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThis is the best thing I’ve read today.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.