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glowie@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Yup

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glowie@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 ✔️@lemmy.my.id
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    between one and zero

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    I AM A GOD | DOG AM A I

  • TheSparrowPrince@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    deleted by creator

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      “Fuuuckkkk this is too much again, time to break my existence down into minuscule pieces of consciousness. I’m out dawg (as for now i am a dog).”

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      git merge feature/Australia
      97 conflicts
      git commit -am 'Whatever, I'm tired.'
      git push -f
      
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    I have two states.

    0 equals “I have no idea what I’m doing”. 1 equals “I have no idea why this works”.

    Binary ops withstanding.

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      I do my bool operations like !=

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    deleted by creator

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      I know just enough to push to prod and break everything

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    Where’s the second one?

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      I have no idea

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    Can confirm, god is just dog backwards.

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      god.split(“”).reverse().join(“”)

      Dogdammit they’re right!

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    The amount of overscopes I have because something that was suppose to be simple ended up taking too long is too damn high!

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    I am only one of these. I need a drink. The old water into wine glass trick should work

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    I am the one on the right at the moment…

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    Removed by mod

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    I already said these two phrases today.

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    Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

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    This also works with other fields. I’m pretty sure I’ll have these confidence swings my whole life regardless how good I get at anything.

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    Superposition for me!

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