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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldBanned
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    In layperson’s terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.

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      So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.

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        If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar

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          magnetoborne virion transmission prevention

    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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      Magic rocks!

      • Ranger
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        There’s some rocks I’m sure that can be used to kill covid.

        • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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          I recall Fearless Leader saying that covid can definitely be defeated if we can expose our insides to UV light. That’s a hot rock, right?

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            I’m talking about the rocks that radiate an energy you can’t see.

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              UV is energy you can’t see…

            • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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              Oh! Kryptonite! Good thinking!

        • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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          Any rock can kill Covid if you get them hot enough.

          • Ranger
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            Some rocks are naturally ‘hot’.

    • sus@programming.dev
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      is that spot inside an active volcano?

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    What is this Star Trek incantation shit

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      I’m a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it’s just buzzword salad

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        I’m not stoned and same.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow

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      Oh come on that’s just nonsense. Let’s stick to real science here please.

      All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

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      That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.

    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You need a deflector dish to do that.

  • Ranger
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    I think I lost neurons reading that.

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    Someone swallowed a dictionary.

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    The author really believes it and has even sued over it.

    https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      The link broke.

      • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Literally into two peices

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          peices

          There’s something in this comment chain

          Edit: autocorrect fixed the original typo, theory confirmed

          • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Pee sus

      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Eh?

        • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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          better

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBanned
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    Yeah… Hmm… Oh yeah.

    I know some of these words.

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    serpentinization, lol

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      From Wikipedia

      Serpentinization is a hydration and metamorphic transformation of ferromagnesian minerals, such as olivine and pyroxene, in mafic and ultramafic rock to produce serpentinite.

      • LilDumpy@lemmy.world
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        Lithosphere:

        A lithosphere (from Ancient Greek λίθος (líthos) ‘rocky’ and σφαίρα (sphaíra) ‘sphere’) is the rigid, outermost rocky shell of a terrestrial planet or natural satellite. On Earth, it is composed of the crust and the lithospheric mantle, the topmost portion of the upper mantle that behaves elastically on time scales of up to thousands of years or more.

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          Magnetic Anomaly

          In geophysics, a magnetic anomaly is a local variation in the Earth’s magnetic field resulting from variations in the chemistry or magnetism of the rocks. Mapping of variation over an area is valuable in detecting structures obscured by overlying material.

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            Proterozoic Eon

            Proterozoic rocks have been identified on all the continents and often constitute important sources of metallic ores, notably of iron, gold, copper, uranium, and nickel.

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              Weakened geomagnetic field:

              Over the last 200 years, the magnetic field has lost around 9% of its strength on a global average. A large region of reduced magnetic intensity has developed between Africa and South America and is known as the South Atlantic Anomaly.

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                Biogenic molecules

                A biogenic substance is a product made by or of life forms.

                aka fake buzz word

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                  Nono a buzz cut will generally produce loose biogenic material.

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        So, snake oil

        • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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          Snake rockmineral oil.

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            Jesus Christ Marie!

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        I also speak Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentinite

        :-D

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          Wikipedia the next part of that title, because broken down bit by bit, shit still doesn’t make sense.

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            I’m not sure the link between geology and virology will come clear, but IANAGeologist, nor Virologist.

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              I just tried to break it down in my comment chain. Absolute bat shit.

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                LoL!

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEHjtVJHYs

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        In the Chinese language, Lóng 龍 is dragon. Di Long, literally earth dragon is what we call earth worms. So yes, dragons exist, depending on one’s definition of the term, naturally.

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          I think olms should be dragons.

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            Ropefish i choose you

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            Agreed. Can we genemod them for fire, or would that be silly and impetuous?

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              I believe they should blow bubbles like any good water dragon.

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    Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R’lyehian incantations it contains.

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      Tekeli-li!

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    deleted by creator

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      Ok, small deviation, was it ever "Ba Sing Sah’ instead of “Ba Sing Se”? Cause everybody that I know (and who knows ATLB) tells me it was always “Ba Sing Se”, but I almost swear that it was “Ba Sing Sah”…I can hear her saying “Bah Sing Sah”…have I been brainwashed?

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        Nah bro it was always Ba Sing Se. You’re on some weird Mandela effect, must be in the wrong timeline.

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        Basingse is the pinyin transliteration of the simplified Chinese characters 永固城. 城 is se. 永固城 means Great Impenetrable City. Sah, I don’t think, is a pinyin transliteration.

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          永固城 pinyin is not Ba Sing Se, it’s Yong Gu Cheng. I genuinely have no idea where that coming from.

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            Oh wow! That’s messed up. I grabbed the characters from the wiki and just assumed it was the pinyin for those characters. Why would they make it up? All of those phonomes are pinyin. Couldn’t they just use some other characters like 巴辛塞.

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              Right? 永固城 doesn’t sounds like a good name at all. But then you can just add both up and call it 永固城巴辛塞, basically mean Ba Sing Se the Impregnable City

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        I’ve never heard “Ba Sing Sah” and I watched it when it aired, and more recently

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    The fuck did I just read?

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    *blinks*

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    That sudy screams confirmation bias.

    This is like “Is this the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph?” … The answer is always: “Probably, yes”

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    Academia, here I come!

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    Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128

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