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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 个月前

She a little confused, but she got the spirit

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She a little confused, but she got the spirit

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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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    the IDF would be proud

  • frezik@midwest.social
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    The hostage was freed. Truly freed. Of everything.

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      Unbothered. Ventilated. Happy. In their lane. Focused. Hemorrhaging.

  • credo@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a hostage situation if there is no hostage.

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      1000017270

      Yes

      • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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        I was wondering when my boy Fuse would make an appearance in this thread

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      The Beslan way

  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    It is pretty suspicious for a piece of paper with no face to be studying quantum physics…

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    • Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    If you’re nothing without the hostage, then you don’t deserve the hostage.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Decent marks, assuming this is from 50+ meters out…

    … and she’s training to be a member of the Men in Black.

  • RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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    The Israeli School of hostage negotiation.

  • lakemalcom10@lemm.ee
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    Pop quiz hotshot

  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    Can’t threaten to kill the hostage if I kill the hostage first. Checkmate.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If she was American the police would hire her immediately from what I’ve seen on that Police Problem sub. Man in underwear calls 911 while being robbed, person in ski mask holding them up. “Shit idk which one, I’ll shoot the one with the gun to their head, they probably don’t live here”

  • zwerdlds@lemmy.ml
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    Finally, a meme for my high precision, low accuracy quadrant.

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      High accuracy, high precision. Zoned out at the mission briefing.

  • rocket_man@sh.itjust.works
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    Must have trained in Russia

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis

    • spechter@lemmy.ml
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      Here; there times as many fatalities and they didn’t gas anyone

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    They can’t use a hostage against you if there’s no hostage.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Back in my MMO days, this would be called a kill steal.

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    Yay teamwork!

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