• mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub
    41·
    1 month ago

    So, to be able to transmit packets wirelessly, it needs a medium to communicate them over. If you stick it in the microwave for a while, it should begin to absorb the microwave radiation. Once it’s full enough (minimum 20 minutes in microwave, recommend full hour if you have the time), it should then start emitting excess microwave radiation that your devices can pick up, and then you can check your e-mail.

    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      11 days ago

      radiation can’t just flow through air, you’ll have to acquire some aether from your local black market for the electromagnetic waves to travel through

  • f43r05@lemmy.caEnglish
    22·
    1 month ago

    Cut the blue wire, strip it back to the rj45 plug, and then untwist the 4 wire pairs shaping them into antenna. Works every time. You will get signal for 2 city blocks. I promise.

  • whodatdair
    17·
    1 month ago

    Put it high up in your attic, it’ll sense the elevation and start broadcasting

  • TurboWafflz@lemmy.world
    13·
    1 month ago

    It just needs more power so the internet waves come out of it, try connecting it directly to the power lines outside your house so the pesky transformer doesn’t get in the way

  • lemming741@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    1 month ago

    You’re going to need a radioactive isotope. I like cobalt-60 but caesium-137 can work too. Boil it into a tea. Plug one end of a patch cable in to port #6 and dip the other end into the nuke tea. Heavier isotopes give you more speed but less range, that’s why I like the cobalt-60. It can punch through building materials pretty good so no dead zones.

  • smb@lemmy.ml
    10·
    1 month ago

    after downloadmoreram.com was such a success, i guess something like wifi-hotspot as a service should exist somewhere too

    hm, without adding “new” hardware you say?

    • add an old wifi stick
    • add an old raspberry pi 1
    • stick the stick into the berry
    • add hostapd package to berry
    • add old ethernet calble and connect berry with the switch in the picture
    • configure hostapd to mimic a wifi hotspot (thus its not “added”, just mimic’ed)
    • configure routing, nat, dns and dhcp server (wlan side) on berry
    • configure dhcp client on berry for lan side
    • use an old cable tie to tie things together so it becomes “one piece”
    • connect the switch with another old ethernet cable to your neighbours internet router

    tadaaa !!! turned into wifi hotspot without added hardware beeing “new”