Honey, the preschool called… Dylan grabbed his first pussy! Anyway we have to find a new preschool. Fucking libs!
He’s now in the Donald Trump school for gifted children
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He’s now in the Donald Trump school for
giftedgrifter children.FTFY
Dude…
Yeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches.
A lot of Boy moms out there found this similarly reassuring. “My son sucks, and I was worried his inherently entitled personality and lack of boundaries would really hurt his life trajectory,” said Tyler’s mom, Jeanne McArthur. “Nice to know nothing can hold him back!”
They came after Boy moms and killed it. I’m in love with them now.
I’m a dude but holy crap Reductress is hilarious. Bookmarked.
They sat on their hands for 108 days, and now they’re coming out swinging.
Yes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking.
Blame everyone except the incompetent party
because the person that tried and failed to stop the criminal due to not being very good at it is the real person to blame for a crime, rather than the criminal themself
That’s so smart and insightful of you! You’re so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It’ll totally win them the election this time!
that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.
I hope they fired those consultants.
What am I saying. They’re still taking advice from the people on Hillary’s campaign!
I’ll frame it in a proper way for you. People of America preferred a rapist criminal over a dem. You can blame people all day but it’s a democracy after all and you have to be better than being “better than the opponent”.
I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.
Oh come on now! You can’t say that without sharing. We want to be deeply sad too!
“In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them ‘One of the good ones’”
“Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ “Allys” realise that they might actually have to prove it”
Heh 🥲
:p Good stuff.
Its great, I, personally, am teaching my girls to check other’s allegiances and ideologies before they get to know them. If they even lean conservative I’ve told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw. Dont associate with conservatives, dont allow them to reproduce, dont give them the comfort of social human connections that everyone needs.
That sounds like a horrible idea that will endanger your daughters. Do you know how men will react to being punched in the jaw?
Boys, they aren’t in college or the street. They’re in school.
Oh great, so your daughters will only be expelled and possibly charged with assault instead of being murdered. Excellent parenting.
I just get the feeling you have no idea what you’re talking about, bud. The choices are between being murdered or expelled? I’ll have them be expelled then yeah definitely.
What do you imagine happening if your daughter clocks a guy in the jaw in school? Lay it out for me, bud.
Same thing that happened to me. They stop bullying your friends and you. What do you think happen when these newly emboldened incels dont receive any pusback? They continue or get worse.
Edit: and I dont know what you’re expecting here dude. My family is not your family. What are you trying to accomplish?
This isn’t the 90s when you could throw punches at school. Kids get arrested now. I worked with schools for years and can assure you that going to juvie helps no one. I’m trying to protect children here, idiot. Your daughters will struggle in life at best, and be physically assaulted at worse by following your advice. I sincerely hope you get your head on straight, for your daughter’s sake.
Well that just sounds every bit as batshit insane as the far right. Basically giving them justification in their minds for being so cruel to women.
“This one bitch just punched me, for like…no reason. I just said I voted for trump, and then BAM! Shit! She punched me!”
“What did you do then?”
“Oh, a bunch of my boys saw. We held her down and beat her mercilessly. That’ll teach her!”
“Nice.”
And they’ll feel justified. All you’re doing is teaching your daughters how to encourage physical violence, which I promise you, will not wofk out well for them.
Teach them to distance themselves from conservatives, teach them their beliefs, and how they view women. Teach them how a conservative will treat them in the long run.
But don’t teach them to physically attack someone stronger than them, unprovoked, against someone who would take pleasure in returning the violence tenfold.
Nah, if people wanna go around saying “your body my choice” dont talk to the conservatives I dont give a shit. Ya’ll do what you want but me and mine aren’t associating with the side who wants women to be objects.
But that’s not what you said.
Not associating with them is fine. I even said “Teach them to distance themselves from conservatives” in my reply. But there is a HUGE difference between not talking to someone, and randomly punching them in the face.
I’m not conservative. But if someone, male or female, or trans, or whomever, if they punched me in the face for no reason I’m punching them in the face right back. And I’m the type of person who doesn’t start fights, but once I’m in one I do end fights.
Now imagine if it were a conservative who ENJOYED hitting women. Imagine they didn’t need a reason, but you just started a fight with them for no reason.
You can end your interaction based on politics, sure. That’s not insane. What is insane is teaching your daughters to go around inciting violence by themselves against a group of people who’s core belief is that women should suffer. It would be like a 1940s Jew in Germany going out and punching a nazi. It’s not going to end well.
Okay this is getting lost in my anger post and the filter of social media. In actuality, when the news says who won, when they hear the adults in my family speaking in the kitchen and they ask what’s going on I tell them, “if anyone says this to you at school, you stand up for yourself and other girls. Punch them if you have to, and make sure you hit first.” If you wanted the real raw deal of what I say word for word. Not my announcement trying to get people to get the point. I will always be like this until the Reds learn some basic fucking respect. The amount of misogynistic comments I hears after the election even in my own office sky rocketed. I dont give a shit about turning the other cheek. Fuck that. When the boot presses you beneath its heel you dont remove it by asking nicely. Punch Nazis. That family values shit they spew as a core value is exactly the same shit the Nazis did.
I suspect the “punch conservatives in the face” bit was hyperbole rather than literal
And what if there were a dinosaur in that lake?
…what?
Not a Stewart Lee fan I take it?
Who?
Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!
Step 1: inherit $400m
☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade*as long as the Israel overlord allows it
Oh, they mean the rapist in chief.
It think they meant Jeffrey Epstein ( the most notorious pédophilie of the century ) closest friend.
White* boys
Oh, someone didn’t see the Latino voting numbers
I wish this were Onion material instead of fact :(
I doubt Trump is even the top ten most powerful sexual predator just in New York.
But I bet he knows all of them
Oh without a doubt
Representation matters!!
(Jezus, reductress!)
And the mods on Lemmy are helping them
Enabling a genocide had absolutely nothing to do with it. Putting that aside for a moment, do you honestly think Lemmy has the ability to cost Democrats 10 million votes? Maybe there’s a reason Harris didn’t win a single delegate that last time voters had a say.
We are in a global social media war and the moderators are curating content that is helping fascists.
I never said Lemmy did that alone.
Russia stole the election and I have sources and a write up if you want it.
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Summary of evidence and concerns: Trump is a Russian asset working for Putin (see book American Kompromat by journalist Craig Unger or Active Measures documentary with Hillary Clinton(1), sources below). Elon and Trump are working together (2). They both have substantial ties to Epstein (3) (4) (5) (6). Trump stole election software in 2020 (7). Similarly, Elon Musk has been in contact with Russia for the last 2 years (8). This includes during the Ukraine War when Russia began using Starlink (9) while it was claimed they got them third party and not from Musk himself; however now appears imo to show Elon is a doublecrosser.
Starlink, Elon’s satellite company, was installed in some voting machines across the country (10) and may have interfered with vote tabulation. Voting machines were found to be connected to the internet (11). An independent report on voting machines concluded that tabulation tampering was possible with current voting machines, so hand counts are vital (12). In September, Politico had an investigation finding Russian malware on a state voter registration database (13). Also, there were malicious fake texts from fake DNC organizations, connected to Elon who donated to them, that were fishing voter info (14).
Elon had results of election on an app 4 hours before official counts had it (15), per Joe Rogan podcast in a discussion to Theo Von. Earlier this year, Tana Monogeau, released info that she’d been offered millions of dollars to endorse the Trump campaign and that she knew others had taken the deal (16).
They will release more info admitting their fraud because they are a Russian asset trying to start a civil war here (speculation). They want us to be confused about sources and who to trust and what’s real, they want to release the truth to anger us and lies to anger us. Trump has refused to write an ethics statement for transition of power saying he will transition peacefully (17). JD Vance has also told the EU that unless they allow X unfettered access to the EU (to spread propaganda), they will withdraw the US from NATO (18) - which will prompt wars or takeover either way and weakens Germany, who is entering an election since their government couldn’t agree on Ukraine budget. A Russian space chief said Elon Musk’s plan to bomb Mars is a cover to put nuclear weapons in space (19).
Also speculation, are reports of widespread ballot rejection, especially for signatures. There are articles claiming already that it is because GenZ does not know cursive (20) - except the signature simply must match your driver’s license. It’s not a cursive writing test. Avocado toast but with gen z voting fraud. We do not yet have the ballot rejection rates but typically they are around 1% to 1.5% (21).
Crypto is how right wing conservatism got funded here. It’s why it took off- it was basically UBI for those men, funded by foreign intelligence for this purpose along with other uses for crypto like dark money, drugs, trafficking, etc (22)(23). The least informed people we knew were investing in crypto when it was starting, mining bitcoins. They couldn’t tell you what a stock or tariff is, yet they were making bank in crypto trading. Crypto trading, especially memecoins, appears to be an obvious scam to most because it’s the stock market without ownership. So why were these 4chan pedophiles and nazis doing so well? Because it was just meant to give them money the whole time. And crypto is great for transferring money internationally from shady organizations to shady people (24). Far right catchphrases and meme campaigns dispersed online including X, give out the key words/catchphrases for the new coin that isn’t a scam and will disperse money. People who are deep in these groups’ internet algorithms get these keywords first and normal outsiders will either not notice or will stay away. No normal person wants a coin that references Hitler if they are just scrolling memecoins.
Once the government has been taken over, they can force their memecoin as the national currency and then rug pull, which is also what Musk is likely going to do to Tesla at the same time. The entire point is to bankrupt America for Putin and his cartoon villain cohorts. Musk is already saying he wants to withdraw from US currency due to national debt (Trump added most of the national debt) (25).
If you’re in Germany, take note. They are coming for you next, your election is soon.
News Links
(1) https://youtu.be/5umiMThrlsA?si=mwgr4U2c2jleJEBj
(3) https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/03/trump-infiltrate-voting-machines-georgia-2020.html
(4) https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/12/business/jeffrey-epstein-interview.html
(6) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fire-and-fury-the-podcast/id1750757108
(7) https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/01/trump-jeffrey-epstein-tapes
(11) www.nbcnews.com/news/ncna1112436
(13) https://www.politico.com/news/2024/09/01/us-election-software-national-security-threats-00176615
(15) https://grabien.com/story.php?id=499986
(16) https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/tana-mongeau-paid-political-endorsement
(17) https://apnews.com/article/trump-transition-planning-ca3a6be50d147b04b6498184e5599b1e
(20) https://www.businessinsider.com/gen-z-voters-struggle-signatures-cast-mail-ballot-problems-2024-11
(21) https://ballotpedia.org/Election_results,_2024:_Analysis_of_rejected_ballots
(23) https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/10/opinion/crypto-cryptocurrency-money-conspiracy.html
Personal Testimony from the dickbags themselves:
youtube.com/live/HBPNfAUPz08?si=PZQa_D_wbN9VoA6y
In the first minute:
“Your votes are rigged. We can win New Mexico.”
“If you can watch your vote counter, if we can bring God down from heaven (he’s referencing Starlink), we can win this, win California, win a lot of states.”
“If [Trump] loses, I’m f*cked… How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?”
Why does Elon think he would go to prison though? For what crime?
youtu.be/Zmc0EN8XAY8?si=5u_mJNte37r4JmUb
Trump:“Our little secret is having a big impact”
If Trump was so sure the election was rigged and they were going to turnover every state including California, then why hasn’t he asked for a recount in all the states with representatives that didn’t get elected that he thought would be? Shouldn’t he be suing for recounts? He did it last time. Why doesn’t he want an investigation this time?
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There’s no way that kind of conspiracy would go unnoticed; most of the people working the polls are big believers in the system, they would have said something if there was tampering across 10 million votes.
That’s why we need a hand recount, to verify the tabulation. And why we need ballot signature rejection rates, to compare to previous years.
Nothing the Trump admin wants to do makes sense in the context of someone genuinely helping a nation. RFK Jr who got brainworms from not eating meat properly being in charge of the health department. Removing 13th amendment. Elon being the head of the DOGE department and defunding governments agencies while funding himself. All of it. It’s hostile actions that if you were a hostile nation fighting a war, you’d do to your enemy. Poison their food. Ruin their supply chain. Ruin their ability to make technology. Ruin communications. Etc.
https://medium.com/@da82ir1jaf/elon-musk-king-of-the-dark-enlightenment-9270332c67af
Taking over Twitter at this specific time in the global geopolitical climate would potentially subvert the fight against Eurasia, putting the West and global democracy at risk, or is that exactly what he wants to do?
It will happen everywhere.
Elon Musk: “We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.”
You are not scared enough.
Can we just admit men are inherently bad? I hate trump, but I feel like maybe I only think I do but in reality, deep down, I am a fascist
Yeaaaah, not a good idea to completely ostracize any group of people over things they couldn’t choose. Especially not one that comprises roughly half of all people.
Pedos and sociopaths don’t chooses to be those things. But we can agree they are bad for society
I would disagree on both. They are conditions. Not every pedo goes and hurts children and not every sociopath turns into a serial killer. With sociopaths these often do important stressfull jobs lile surgeons since they can handle the stress better and dont break on the things they see
Reasonable people also agree that unless they have done something, rather than just be something, they’re fine.
But would you trust them?
Assuming they’ve never done anything egregious in the past, yeah. Anything else is a thought crime and prejudiced, and not a system good for a government.
If you knew they were one of those?
Yes. People cannot help what they are. They can help what they do. That’s the difference. I don’t care what someone thinks or believes, that’s between them and themselves. Maybe God, if you’re a believer.
What I care about is what people do. Every person has vile things they WANT to do, impulses they choose not to act on. None of us are purely innocent in our own heads. As long as it stays there, there’s no reason to condemn someone.
You’re not a fascist! Even if you are, you can help fight against fascism. But the fact that you are here and calling out fascism, I believe you can break the cycle.
Every attempt gets me depressed and not wanting to live anymore
Brother I suggest you seek help. It will help with your mental wellbeing
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