• Stache_@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    2 months ago

    Now I’m wondering if God has a belly button….cause that would imply an umbilical cord

    • Zorg
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      2 months ago

      Nah, that would be silly.

      God is more like a platypus. No nipples or bellybutton (but could surely produce milk if they felt like it), venomous, and hatched from an egg.