Well, their mums never parented enough to tell them to stand up straight or go cut their own switch…and if it’s thinner than their mum’s thumb they’ll get an even worse thrashing. Another obvious reason that children should be beaten.

This is clearly(mostly) sarcasm. Just wanted to point that out. No child should be beaten…regardless of what kind of absolutely monstrous waste of air/detriment to the continuation of the species they turn out to be.