Props if this is OC. Hands down the best thing I’ve seen in a while.

Who wants pizza rolls?

My “lifehack” is to always eat stuff like this with a ready beverage. You put the bite in your mouth but don’t chomp down on the nuclear-hot explody portion until you have also added some liquid to your mouth to cool it.

Takoyaki

ok i chortled

For a second I thought these were edited porn pictures…

Who wants a pizza roll? leave me a message on this webzone and I will send you a pizza roll in the mail?

Ah, the open-mouth reverse blow! But will it be enough to save your palette and tongue from the burn?

Just eat them straight out the packet, no heat to deal with

20 minutes later, still hot in the middle.