This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I’m 83.
I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.
hijacking a truck full of crackers
They’ll never catch me!
They raided a dispensary a few hours before this
crimes in Skyrim be like
[me to the getaway driver] let’s cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
I don’t think they heard you, they already got a whey.
I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.
But you can’t give in to intrusive thoughts, people.
Uh.
Does anyone currently know James May’s whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?
How did they steal it, you may ask?
Caerphilly.
I’ll see myself out.
Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.