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God gave you ass holes, so it’s your duty taking shits as much possible. with this mindset
Awooooooooo
Toilet phone gang posters!
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
Did you censor sphincter?
And dick?
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
It’s 2024. It’s rude not to jam your tongue in there!
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
You can curse online, nobody will tell. It’s a bit strange to make jokes about anal sex with men but censor the words.
It’s always the people who are most obsessed with us reproducing who also work the hardest to make sure there isn’t any future for our children.
Look at your bodies, men. Legs and arms. God created you to fight bears with no weapons every day of your life
That’s why I’m on Grindr everyday. To wrestle the bears.
Thank you for your service
God made our faces for punching, over and over.
What’s this a wild bertstrip?! I’ll allow it lol
I can only hit myself in the face real hard three, four times before I get woozy and forget where I am. It’s a cycle of violence
No. God has made American men to fight in the middle east
I was talking about romanian men, not american ones
Fuck off with the baiting.
“The Transformed Wife” is the worst of all the Transformers - must be a Decipticon hell bent on hating all women with brains….
Lack of butterflies caused me to panic the first time he proposed, and I needed more time to think things through. I knew I liked him. I knew in terms of biblical values, he was a rare find. He wasn’t the most handsome guy ever, but he wasn’t repulsive either.
Oooof what a blog lmao
https://thetransformedwife.com/can-a-marriage-that-doesnt-begin-with-butterflies-last/
Poor lady, victim of a fucked up religion enforcing sexist bullshit, became an bullshitter in turn. I feel sorry for her.
Doesn’t mean I excuse the crap she’s dumping out there, of course.
Another possible housewife and incubator ruined by BIG ACADEMIA.
Look at your bodies, women! An internal inguinal canal less likely to cause a hernia, lower center of gravity, higher body fat, and less body hair for easier cleanup. God created you for spending long hours in the coal mines!
Such a genuinely good reductio, I’m stealing this!
Reductio… is that a Harry Potter spell?
Exactly, it’s the fourth forbidden one, it helps with debunking theist views for instance
But men’s long ass nosehair makes for natural filters against the dust in the mines! Clearly men are better suited for the mines!
But look at how small and dexterous the children are, able to squeeze and clamber through the tunnels. And look at what they play all day: Minecraft. Clearly the children are best suited, as they yearn for the mines.
And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.
Look at your body, people! Mouth, stomach, and intestines! God created you to produce shit!
And some of us are blessed with producing more shit than others.
Amen
Look at men’s bodies! They have prostates capable of being stimulated to climax. God designed men for the magnificent job of bottoming and what could be more beautiful than a man orgasming while getting railed up the ass?
What about the nipples though? WHAT ABOUT THE NIPPLES???
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
I can certainly try
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hard to argue with
When in Rome do as the Romans do, and I do particularly love making hilariously taboo statements that mirror more conventionally acceptable fallacies. In early college I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity (it might in many cases be harder on the body, but the odds a child will need it are much lower). I came at it from every angle and took each part of the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud. I’ve since lost the text, however.
How’d the professor like it? Sounds like an interesting topic, I’d hope it was a good grade.
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
Nice
I’m hard, argue with me
After you put your pants back on.
maybe next week.
Beautiful!
Eh, that’s more akin to hacking God’s messy creation that anything else.
What god may call a bug, we call a feature.
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
you too?
<3
Reminder that just because you don’t have children, doesn’t mean you have to achieve a certain level of career or academia. You’re still valid. I’m still valid…
I don’t think “valid” is a proper word for someone’s life. You don’t have to be validated by anyone, you don’t own anyone anything. Do what you yourself see fit for this one-time adventure.
I’ve done my part to make the world a better place by not having kids, and I’m just cruising along.
Hi-no-kids-five!
How I do love that sweet, sweet expendable income.
You guys have expendable income?
I can’t complain too much, because I usually end each month with a couple hundred in pocket money, but one of the primary reasons I don’t have kids is cause there’s no way in hell I’m going to afford it. The $200ish a month that I waste on weed and video games are not going to afford diapers and daycare.
Yeah, it’s not really that much, but it’s precisely for that reason that I know after paying for my own necessities, I can’t afford mini-mes. And let’s not even get started on the emotional baggage I picked up in childhood that keeps me convinced to this day it’s best to just not perpetuate a negative cycle my family seems stuck in.
Do you have a certificate saying that?
I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.
No, she has a point. Men have testicles and a penis so perhaps they are simply useless once they have transferred their genetic material to the next generation.
It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God.
I’d remove the religious implications and say “it’s always those who are most convinced they have a monopoly on Truth who are most dehumanizing to the out-group”
I like the way I put it. Way easier to put on a bumper sticker.
Yeah but then you don’t get the point of “man in sky and evil guy beneath the ground not real” across
Believe me, I’m all for using religious imagery when it’s appropriate for getting the point across. However, the whole point of OP’s statement is lost if it’s not made clear that religion itself is the primary source of this evil. Otherwise, “It’s always the Devil who tries to convince everyone that he speaks for God,” could just as easily mean “my god is right and yours is the devil.”
Fair point, but using ambiguous religious language to convey the dangers of religion seems a bit open to misinterpretation, imo.
It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.
According to Wikipedia, “the world population … was estimated by the United Nations to have exceeded eight billion in mid-November 2022. It took around 300,000 years of human prehistory and history for the human population to reach a billion and only 218 years more to reach 8 billion.”
There are PLENTY of people in the world. Some of them need to get off my lawn. Grrr.
Tell that to Japan and Korea. They missed the memo.
They need to learn to convive with others to increase immigration, or fix their system but that’s harder tho
Korea isn’t as bad as Japan when it comes to their immigration. But somehow Korea is even worse birth rate than Japan.
I think you’ll notice both of those places have very low birth rates these days. Almost like people don’t enjoy being crammed in like sardines and having to compete in the workplace like rats fighting over the last rotting morsels.
So based on this type of criteria, God created men to fuck things up.
What a disgusting tweet by the way, it makes me want to throw up
It being posted by a woman makes it even worse.
Female presenting profile pic, we don’t actually know anything about the human who typed it
we do though. she has a YouTube channel. she’s a disgusting vile piece of shit who beat her kids from the time they were babies and tells other parents to do the same. as well as promoting rape culture, rigid gender roles, etc.
They call themselves a “transformed wife” and, living in Texas, I’ve met enough of the self proclaimed evangelical trad wife types to know that there are plenty of deeply brainwashed women who hold these beliefs and would agree with this post.
I am convinced that it’s a fetish.
Yup. It’s an old and indeed legitimate tweet.
She’s made videos and written books full of this vile bullshit. So we know she’s all too real, unfortunately. She exists in the Christian Fundamentalist influencer corner of the internet, which is about as fun as it sounds. Google “Transformed Wife.”
If you look her up you will see that this is one of her more tame takes unfortunately. At least this is not about her views on women’s place in marriage or the rights a husband supposedly has to their wives body, regardless of consent. I can’t help but feel a little sad for her though. From her recounting of her life it sounds like she married a man she didn’t love because that’s what she was supposed to do. After over a decade of miserable marriage she broke and saw it as her duty to be servile in all things to a man she was never really attracted to and convinced herself that happiness is to live that submissive life in deference to a man in all things. If it was the story of someone who got out and found a life outside those oppressive beliefs it would be a cautionary tale, but she sees it as the recipe for a good biblical life.
Same vibe as the Stockholm-Syndrome
