some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.world · 1 month agoMeta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goodsarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1427file-text
arrow-up1427external-linkMeta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goodsarstechnica.comsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square95fedilinkfile-text
Gotta get creative with your layoffs when you already did massive layoffs but still need to please wall street.
minus-squaretoiletobserver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoCan i have that $400k job?
minus-squareLetstakealook@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoRight? I promise not to scheme on $10 worth of toothpaste.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoHonestly, I would refuse if offered, because I’m not selling myself to Meta for any price. And I’m not making anywhere near $400k, but I do have a comfortable salary with a company I don’t hate and a team I like.
minus-squareAtropos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ll do it - only gotta fake it for a year and then I can buy a house!
Can i have that $400k job?
Right? I promise not to scheme on $10 worth of toothpaste.
Honestly, I would refuse if offered, because I’m not selling myself to Meta for any price.
And I’m not making anywhere near $400k, but I do have a comfortable salary with a company I don’t hate and a team I like.
I’ll do it - only gotta fake it for a year and then I can buy a house!