You want to cross a river with your cat, a pumpkin and your transfem witch gf. There is a boat but it can only fit you and one of the other three. If you leave the cat and the witch alone on one side then the cat will fall asleep on her lap and she won’t be able to get up without waking the cat. If you leave the witch and the pumpkin alone…

IDK, That Witch is Thic AF tho.

Oh, I remember this one. She has to go back across the river one more time to fetch the toads, since she couldn’t leave them alone with either the pumpkins or the cats.

Wants to be invited to the witches handing pumpkins to cats party

Does not want to stick around to clean up the spilled caldrons, excess pie mix, or tumbleweeds of cat fur

You have only yourself to blame.