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Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two
I vote three, for the exact same reason.
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All chaps are assless. That’s why they’re chaps and not pants
I think of the assless part as depending on whether the individual has chosen to wear a layer underneath the chaps.
2
2 is normal cut trousers, 1 is low cut. 3 is spider chaps
Part of the problem here is that’s a lore inaccurate spider. It shows most of the legs attached to the abdomen, when all eight legs and the pedipalps are all attached to the cephalothorax.
This guy spiders
I very don’t. I’m a pretty serious arachnophobe. But you know what they say, know thy enemy. Their chest is also their head.
Relatable
So I think a spider would Donald Duck it and wear a shirt but no pants.
Something between 1 and 2. I tend to see four legs as true legs, the other four as arms. Like this:
Legs on the ground, arms up.
Would
A week or two ago, I posted about a classic spider blowjob gif.
Perhaps you should scroll through my comment history.
Would
Fight it? Bad idea. That’s the wandering spider’s way to say “back off! I’m going to jump on your face, bite you, and you’ll die an agonising death! I’m serious!!”
[Still cute though. At least from a distance.]
depends on the spider. this one I agree but some of those orb guys are all legs
Even for some orb weavers there’s a clear distinction between “front legs”=arms and “back legs”=legs. At least for me.
I assume pants are supposed to cover reproductive organs as well as legs, so 2.
2 looks like a Tachikoma
The question is not “how”. The question is “why”.
Jair?
Indeed
- Short shorts
- Pants
- Assless chaps
ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS! GOODNIGHT!
Honestly, I’m just occasionally concerned with normal spiders “wearing” my pants right before I try to put them on.
To all the arachnophobes that read this: I’m very sorry.
avarege aussie
- makes the most sense to me, because I anthropomorphize things alot.
- would make the most sense to a scientist. (Can’t recall the name for a spider specialist)
- would make the most sense if the spider was also a rapper and/or part of an inner city gang
arachnologist
No no it is obviously spiderist.
Spiderist sounds more like someone who discriminates against spiders.
Sign ne up those freaks have 8 legs. Leave some shoes for the rest of us.
Damn spiders invading our homes and taking all our shoes and hunting all our flies. And then they have rhe gall to just set up camp in a corner of a room?! Um hello you got a permit for that web mister or will I have to call the cops on ya???
Stop being spiderist, arachnids are people too!
Ever seen a spider molting? It’s practically 2.
Since its main purpose is to cover your genitals, none of the above.
If it is just to protect the legs then 2 or 3 does the job, but 2 looks impossible to create in reality unless you sew it around the spider. Maybe we are assuming the spider spins this around itself with its webs so maybe that will work.
1 is the old disgusting drunk that is shirtless and almost bursting out of his jeans
2 is as normal as it can look
3 is very seductive 😏😏
Number two, unless it’s a slutty spider. Then number one.
