Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?
Where there is a will, there is a way
Where do I get the rat slippers?
Asking for a friend.
Ask your local taxidermist for bespoke ones!
While it is nice to support local taxidermy businesses, there really isn’t anything complicated about making the rat-slippers yourself. Rats are free outside!
They are free as in freedom, their freedom. You can’t just take them!
So free as in speech, not beer? Got it.
Is this implying that “me” isn’t wearing any underwear?
First date fit includes underwear??
Well it certainly does for the not-a-gynecologist at least
Hang on, you guys don’t keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?
You need to send the subtle signal that you’re basically drowning in vagina.
Ain’t no guys here