Image: Captain Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation in the captain’s seat on the bridge of the Enterprise with his right hand raised and index finger extended, about to point forward as he says his catchphrase.
Top text: “My wardrobe: *Gives me dysphoria*”
Bottom text: “Me: *Finds a machine at home labeled ‘Singer’*”
Oops. This is Picard about to say “Engage!”, not “Make it so (sew)!”, isn’t it? Oh well.