Image: Captain Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation in the captain’s seat on the bridge of the Enterprise with his right hand raised and index finger extended, about to point forward as he says his catchphrase.

Top text: “My wardrobe: *Gives me dysphoria*”

Bottom text: “Me: *Finds a machine at home labeled ‘Singer’*”

  • Emi
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    1 year ago

    Or spends $300 in online shopping… and then again after the next paycheck.

    Totally normal and healthy behavior 😬

  • library_patronOPM
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    1 year ago

    Oops. This is Picard about to say “Engage!”, not “Make it so (sew)!”, isn’t it? Oh well.