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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipM to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 7 个月前

Octopus

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Octopus

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipM to Low Quality Facts@lemmy.zip · 7 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/13931520

I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…

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    If you sleep with your mouth open, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

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      If you sleep with your mouth open *underwater, statistically this will happen at least once during your life time

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    I mean so is a hamburger. No way an octopus survives passing through our stomach.

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      I assume an octopus would spend less time in your stomach than a hamburger would. Like a few seconds, probably. It would likely be fine just passing through.

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        You might be right, but I’m pretty sure if it did survive it would be pretty fucked up. Even if it was just a few seconds, that’s like jumping in a pool of hydrochloric acid and then getting out. You would definitely not be comfortable.

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          A ocky isn’t coming out of your gut ocky shaped

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    Hypothetically, they could exit and re-enter repetitively yes?

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      Only if the octopus is into butt stuff

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    That’s… Kinda hot.

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      It won’t do well traversing your stomach

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    It’s happened to me before. Fortunately it was a small cooked octopus.

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    Strap some brushes to it and let’s go.

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      Sounds more pleasant than colonoscopy prep, I’ll give it that.

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    I feel… uncomfortable now

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    Americans are safe. The edible food product concrete fortress will stop them.

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    Human octopi symbiosis.

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