- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Don’t give people ideas.
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
Prove it
GI?
General infantry
gastrointestinal
Cheers @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net I was in need of a new fear…
Scareoused?
That’s one well-trained octopus!
Thanks I hate it.
How much?
Pretty sure that’s not true…
If they weren’t too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
Sounds like the digestive system works