Why put in the effort if no one wants to see you nudes anyway?
On an unrelated note, check out this carrot I got at the supermarket
Man, nsfw it. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
An iconic one
Speak for yourself, I have a gallery of studio quality and thoughtful pics of my dong at the ready upon request.
The unflattering angle and double chin really hit home.
Is it bad that the image didn’t load but I’m pretty sure I already know what it looks like?
But, look at that perspective shot; that thing is HUGE! You definitely want to sleep with me now right? Right??
It has like 3 curves in it. What are you? Some kind of weird duck-human hybrid?
What part of ribbed for her pleasure don’t you understand?!
Shoutout to CritiqueMyDickPic for trying to encourage some artistry in the “male nudes” genre (only the A rated photos are filtered for in that link).
I think it has a lot to do with what the sender wants to get in exchange. Men often want that primal, purely sexual “Look at my naked body,” and assume that must be what women want too, to just see naked sexy bits.
I will soon be 40, but I recently found some pictures that I sent to my then girlfriend now wife where I look fuckin great