Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
Looks like a hair product?
I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I’m sure it confused people here in Minnesota.
beat meat to it
Don’t mind if I do
Actually love this stuff
Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.
This is the only answer that makes sense.
Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax
Goes well with CockSure
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
Hair product
It’s perfect for frying your wieners in.
Mohawk glue
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Lol
It’s just like elbow grease…
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.