• pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    I saw it last night: it’s the worst wet fart of a movie I’ve seen in a long time

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        Story cohesion, justifiable plot, relatable characters, believable dialogues, good montage (there are more frame changes than a fast and furious chase sequence) and in general there is nothing that make this one look like a Tim Burton movie.
        But hey we now have *checks notes* Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…

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          Story cohesion

          In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film. In just a few words, what is Beetlejuice about?

          But hey we now have checks notes Monica Bellucci, the worst actress the big screen has ever seen…

          May I introduce you to Monique Gabrielle?

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            In one or two simlpe sentences, summarize the story of the original Beetlejuice film.

            Ghost couple tries to shoo away the family who bought their house after they died. The thing gets out of hand when they hire Beetlejuice.

            Why this question, tho?

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                I think you got it backwards, I mean the new one doesn’t have cohesion: the parallel stories don’t really match with each other

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              Trying to put the thought in my head into words…Let’s try this: Beetlejuice has an excuse plot like a lot of video games do. The plot is a framework to attach fun and amusing scenes together. It’s an excuse to go to the ghost DMV and to have the dinner and seance and wedding scenes.

              At one point they do have a stated goal of scaring away the Deetzes, but they don’t achieve this goal. They scare off Otho, by making his…suit less trendy? Am I remembering that right? But the Maitlands and Deetzes end up living in harmony, Lydia gets the movie’s victory lap. Beetlejuice is the title character, but he’s really the closest thing the film has to an antagonist.

              Really, the characters and plot don’t matter as much as the series of fun and interesting scenes. That’s why I enjoyed the movie; it’s built more like a haunted house than a feature film. It’s a series of loosely related vignettes. And if those are fun, then mission achieved.

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        Nope, as I generally want to be entertained when I spend money and time for a movie.
        I’d lie if I said I expected this to be as good as the first one, but boy was that an understatement…