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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

I'm so sorry

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blibla@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    You can tell it’s fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

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      Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

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        :|

        I cant unsee the ASCII

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          There’s a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

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            :]

            • samus12345@lemmy.world
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              Closer. Don’t think there’s a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

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                ¦-]

                • samus12345@lemmy.world
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                  Hey, that’s pretty good!

                • frunch@lemmy.world
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                  LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

          • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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            what if someone prefers unicode?

        • x4740N@lemm.ee
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          I made this cursed thing inspired by your comment

          • Jimbo@yiffit.net
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            8 months ago

          • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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            TODO list

            • wake up_

            • _go to work

            • sleep < “welp cant do that now”

      • resetbypeer@lemmy.world
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        That’s the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald’s.

        • thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world
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          Mmmm, McDonald’s

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        That punchable smirk.

      • UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world
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        Is… is that a smile or a strain from taking a huge, orange shit? I can’t tell…

        • samus12345@lemmy.world
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          It’s the strain of attempting something so unnatural to him as a smile.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      Also he doesn’t look terribly out of shape

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        And his hands are too big.

      • Wilzax@lemmy.world
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        While I doubt he’s the spitting image of a healthy body, I’m willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don’t believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

    • Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com
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      And he isn’t fatter and orange enough.

      • maniclucky@lemmy.world
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        Heh, even AI can’t imagine that color being natural.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      It almost looks like Biden’s smile

    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

  • Valthorn@feddit.nu
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    No you’re not.

  • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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    This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • pingveno@lemmy.world
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      Can God have mercy on my soul as well?

      • Lawnman23@lemmy.world
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        You sick bastard.

        • pingveno@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Merry Christmas!

      • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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        why

        • pingveno@lemmy.world
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          Because we are in the weirdest timeline.

  • gearheart@lemm.ee
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    That’s enough Lemmy for today

    • Clearwater@lemmy.world
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      This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I’ll do something else.

      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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        youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early

      • casmael@lemm.ee
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        Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

  • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

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      deleted by creator

      • Kabaka
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        A decent summary:

        https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press

        • pingveno@lemmy.world
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          This truly is the strangest timeline, where Serious Journalists write about rumors of JD Vance having sex with a couch.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      He’s a bottom

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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      JD is a bottom.

  • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml
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    Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s enough time on planet earth for me

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    gag

    • Dasus@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he’s deep-throating Kamala.

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        No, I don’t want to.

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          Me neither. Wise decision.

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        No.

      • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world
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        He follows it with low volume but high pitched “oh mommy oh mommy”

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          can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach’s least favorite Toad.

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    This election just keeps on giving

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    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/32f6de35-b106-403e-9228-3da9453ff220.webp

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    Oh man yeah.

    Oh boy. Yep. That’s a thing oh jeez guys

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    They will probably take turns on his chinussy

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      Now that is something I didn’t know I never ever wanted to hear.

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      You take that word out of my brain right fucking now

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        Chinussy…

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    All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

    • Master@lemm.ee
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      So a dollar huh…

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        No. It’s empty. I might as well have said “every giraffe that I currently own”.

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      Kamales… is that pronounced like tamales?

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