(I don’t actually have any opinions about Missouri)
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People always pick on Missouri, but whenever I’ve been there, I’ve always found the locals to be kind and welcoming. It really is true, Missouri loves company.
From Missouri, we have quite the active KKK activity here…sadly
But y’all have Soulard! So it balances out, right? /s
As a Missourian I wish I could leave too
You can start by changing that demonym to “Missourable”. A group of them would be Les Missourables.
When I say it out loud it sounds like misery to me so no wonder haha
Missouri has two major cities
Sad Springfield noises
I’d never heard of this particular Springfield so I looked it up. According to Wikipedia St. Louis is the 22nd largest city by population in the US and Kansas City is 34th. Neither are huge but I think major city applies. Springfield on the other hand ranks 143rd. I’m not even sure most people would consider it a city.
To clarify, that’s by metro district. St Louis is 76th by the population inside its city boarders. It’s about 100k more than Springfield, MO.
Suburban sprawl sucks.
Woah woah woah. Springfield is definitely a city. It says so right in the logo:
(Real talk, folks. I don’t care if anyone considers Springfield a “major city” or even a “city” at all. It’s just funny to think of an anthropomorphic caricature of Springfield, Missouri crying over a perceived slight to its ego.)
It’s pronounced misery.
I’ll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!
I’ve heard a similar joke about Mississippi. Mississippi has two major cities: Memphis and New Orleans.
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