You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
The forth one is always a shart.
Maybe for you, rookie
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn’t even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks…
I read this in Captain Holt’s voice
RDJ really has some big boots to fill.
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in his repertoire.
The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve woefully miscalculated.
Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…
I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Dominance is the key
Everything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting
Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power
Repeat
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Memory unlocked
Howdy fellow amphibian 🎩🐸
M’Toad 👒
Holy URLs Batman!
When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
What is up with that title
That show holds up so well I swear to god
And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.
I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.
She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.
Pretty textbook workplace harassment but I’m not sure how you’d prove it. Tape him with a clearly displayed fart face? Be sure to label one of stills with a red circle and a line saying “fart face”
She wasn’t interested in suing, she just wanted him to stop farting in her doorway. I didn’t know the guy, so I started by talking to his manager, who talked to the guy. Sounds like he initially tried to deny it, but in a way that made it clear he was doing it on purpose. His boss was pretty clear that it wouldn’t be tolerated and it never happened again.
Some people are so weird and petty.
Some people never emotionally mature past 5 years old. Only sounds like something a kindergartener would do.
Agreed, and it’s sad. I mean, I work at a highly technical engineering company. Everyone has at least a BS, and this guy was probably in his 60s with 30+ years of experience. Yet here he was repeatedly farting by a woman because they had a disagreement. It shows you that age and education don’t guarantee maturity.
I don’t know which one was right or wrong, but my god… that’s legendary level, hilarious passive aggression.
He may have felt (edit: finally) comfortable around her . . .
We dont talk about the mythical fourth toot.
Japan is still recovering from the last two
There’s blood in that one.
Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
The copyright issues could be interesting.
Theres a band called the Toot Toot Toots:
https://youtu.be/0_pqvod-xOw?si=Xqwk2g1nVMbDSkhP
Personally, i think this song and music video slaps
It does indeed. Thanks for sharing this, and I’m now a fan. Sadly, they seem to have split up after rebranding as ‘Twin Beasts’. I found the album for this on bandcamp: https://thetoottoottoots.bandcamp.com/album/outlaws ; and the rest of the album is great too after sampling a few tracks.
That lead vocalist is mostly incomprehensible, but his voice is awesome.
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Profit.
I literally laughed so hard I cried.
I laughed so hard I legit farted.
I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.
I chuckled softly and did a mild burp.
Did you say “toot toot” first?
I am not that advanced as of yet, I will work towards this though!
Dude, if my boss did this, I would never recover. I think I would laugh until I asphyxiated myself.
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Just almost??
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
That’s a shart
Baby shart do do dodo dodo
I mean yes, as far as I can tell most of the universe is, in fact, shit.
“he only ever does two, don’t be ridiculous”
This is the most British response to a situation like this you could possibly get.
I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn’t dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn’t until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.
Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.
Haha, I thought I was the only one!
I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it’s taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.
