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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Wtf happened here?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I think I know

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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      Saved an image of my next fishing spoon!

      They’re good for brown trout, no?

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        Username checks out ^^

        Not a native speaker, I just urbandictionaried brown trout and I wasn’t disappointed 😅

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          To be fair, brown trout is an actual fish and is very common in my area. I’m in Utah, US, and this is a recent news story about trying to get people to fish for real brown trout to cut populations.

        • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works
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          deleted by creator

          • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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            one or two spaces after a sentence? none!

    • OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Two sided. Easy Goin’ and Adventurous.

  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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    He probably sits on his feet

    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      With shoes on yea. Would explain the dirtyness too.

    • BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world
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      Or has a pet. I could see a cat doing that over time, and my recliner in my living room has a similar tear because it’s basically my dog’s chair/bed, and he does that digging-to-make-the-ground-comfortable thing before he lays down.

  • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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    I’m guessing they shift around a lot, turning their body the way people turn the controller on a sharp turn.

    • mipadaitu@lemmy.world
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      Probably wearing shoes and sitting on their feet.

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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      You’ve met my buddy, Fidget McFarty!

    • DarkThoughts@fedia.ioBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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        I used to have this problem, but switched to mesh chairs a few years ago and it’s completely solved it. (Doesn’t need to be a super expensive one.)

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          Really? I know they’re better for airing but I always thought they’re kinda worse because you only have that one thin layer of fabric to go through and they usually don’t have replacement parts.

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            That one layer is far sturdier than the covering on a traditional office chair, at least if it’s a budget model and not actual leather. You can also replace the mesh, but if you aren’t using a super expensive model, I think it’s easier to just replace the chair at that point. Anecdotally, I sit on my feet all the time and haven’t had any problems with the mesh tearing.

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    No pets? Looks like a dog or cat’s favorite chair… or a Goat, for that matter.

    All that said, I’ve seen plenty of cheap office chairs with no such excuses just crap-out like so.

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    Lots of Taco Bell, I’d guess.

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    Is your roommate JD Vance?

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      okay, listen, this joke was funny but it’s run its course

  • Michal@programming.dev
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    Studded pants

  • Californian_hotel@sh.itjust.works
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    Your friend might be a butt vampire.

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    They keep buying shitty chairs?

  • Maxnmy's@lemmy.world
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    With a special gaming chair like that, I bet they’re just going to hold onto it until the logo tears off.

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    The sequel to Teeth?

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    I don’t want to know what the brown stain is

    • paws@cyberpaws.lol
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      But you do. You do know Daddle.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    It’s what happens when you create a lethal combination of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Mt Dew Code Red inside your tummy

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Gamer chair

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